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Phire
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The life of Dorenboss:
At home:
At work:
His craft:
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Hammertime52
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| Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:25 am Post subject: Re: ! |
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| Bednarik60 wrote: | | Hammertime52 wrote: | | He doesnt shave his legs, the hair just respects him enough not to grow. |
and to respect his wife. John Dorenbos is such a advanced species his body adapts to the likes of beautiful women. Birds of paradise, Tom Brady and Martin Lawerence call Dorenbos for tips and advice on attracting women, he does not call them. |
Martin Lawrence? I would have went with a Brad Pitt or Jake Gyllenhaal type
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Bednarik60
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Location: Jortland, Oregon<3
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| Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:58 am Post subject: Re: ! |
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| Hammertime52 wrote: | | Bednarik60 wrote: | | Hammertime52 wrote: | | He doesnt shave his legs, the hair just respects him enough not to grow. |
and to respect his wife. John Dorenbos is such a advanced species his body adapts to the likes of beautiful women. Birds of paradise, Tom Brady and Martin Lawerence call Dorenbos for tips and advice on attracting women, he does not call them. |
Martin Lawrence? I would have went with a Brad Pitt or Jake Gyllenhaal type |
what ! Martin wrote the book every one with any game follows to this day. Martin taught me everything i know. His middle name is "The Pimp Chronicales" .
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Phire
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| Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:01 am Post subject: Re: ! |
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| Hammertime52 wrote: | | Bednarik60 wrote: | | Hammertime52 wrote: | | He doesnt shave his legs, the hair just respects him enough not to grow. |
and to respect his wife. John Dorenbos is such a advanced species his body adapts to the likes of beautiful women. Birds of paradise, Tom Brady and Martin Lawerence call Dorenbos for tips and advice on attracting women, he does not call them. |
Martin Lawrence? I would have went with a Brad Pitt or Jake Gyllenhaal type |
Dorenbos fathered both Gyllenhaal and Pitt.
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Bednarik60
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| Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:11 am Post subject: Re: ! |
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| Phire wrote: | | Hammertime52 wrote: | | Bednarik60 wrote: | | Hammertime52 wrote: | | He doesnt shave his legs, the hair just respects him enough not to grow. |
and to respect his wife. John Dorenbos is such a advanced species his body adapts to the likes of beautiful women. Birds of paradise, Tom Brady and Martin Lawerence call Dorenbos for tips and advice on attracting women, he does not call them. |
Martin Lawrence? I would have went with a Brad Pitt or Jake Gyllenhaal type |
Dorenbos fathered both Gyllenhaal and Pitt. |
By him self in seclusion in the Redwoods. He is half Eagle half Amazing..
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RainbowCarebear
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I should've been a Long Snapper.
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Phire
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We all should have been long snappers.
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RainbowCarebear
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| Phire wrote: | | We all should have been long snappers and magicians. |
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LOLKevinKolb
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None of us has the sheer will to do what Dorenboss has done. He spent many a night in the frozen tundra to get to this point
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Broadway Joe
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Martin Lawrence 
This thread is so awesome
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ianlewis16
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| Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Phire wrote: | | We all should have been long snappers. |
i dunno my snap is pretty long as it is
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Phire
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| LOLKevinKolb wrote: | | None of us has the sheer will to do what Dorenboss has done. He spent many a night in the frozen tundra to get to this point |
This is true. We shouldn't undermine the trials he has gone through to get to where he is.
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Hammertime52
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I heard John Dorenbos beat Chuck Norris in an arm wrestling contest in 1997
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