Post Pro-bowl Troll Mock

[magross]

HC: Chip Kelly

OC: Pat Shurmur

DC: Ed Donatell
*I'd Rather have Romeo Crennel or Todd Grantham

Released/Not-Resigned:
Cut/Not Resigned:
QB Mike Vick
RB Dion Lewis
WR Jason Avant
WR Ronald Johnson
WR Greg Salas
OT King Dunlap
OT Demetress Bell
G Jake Scott
C Dallas Reynolds
DE Daryl Tapp
DT Cullen Jenkins
DT Mike Patterson
DT Derek Landri
LB Akeem Jordan
LB Casey Matthews
S David Sims
CB Nnamdi Asomougha

Resigned:
CB Domonique-Rodgers Cromartie 5 year/42 Million
*I know he showed a lack of effort but so did everyone else on the team, Chip Kelly comes in and fires up the team, adds new life. Team option to cut after 2 seasons without any penalty. First two seasons only have Cap hits of 5 and 6 Million with Performance Enhancements taking the values up to 7.5 and 9 Million.

LS Jon Dorenbos 3 year/5 Million
*Consistent, no reason to let go

S Colt Anderson 3 year/6 Million
*Best Safety on team

Free Agents:
DL Glenn Dorsey 3 year/8 Million
*Cheaper option, Kind of a bust in KC, but could help the transition to 3-4 at a cheaper cost then most other available free agents, Temporary fix.

DL Pat Sims 3 year/12 Million
*Injuries plagued him last season but can be a hybrid d-lineman and work in both a 3-4 or 4-3.

CB Sean Smith 5 Year/41 Million
*Good size, Was overall Consistent, Duo of Smith and DRC could be excellent. THIS IS KELLY's BIG FREE AGENT SIGNING

S Dashon Goldson 5 year/35 Million
*Follows the DB Coach to Philly, and fills a huge void in the secondary


Draft:

1st: Jarvis Jones, OLB Georgia
*Best overall player of the draft, With eagles transition to a 3-4, Great Pick. Joeckel went 1, Werner went 2, and Star went 3.

2nd: D.J. Fluker, OT Alabama
*Comes in to play RT and move Herremans inside to Guard

3rd: E.J. Manuel, QB Florida State
*Could shine in a Chip Kelly Offense If Foles can't handle it.

****Eagles trade Trent Cole and 2014 Conditional 4th or 5th to MIA for their 2nd 3rd Round pick

3rd: Baccari Rambo, S Georgia
*Has a lot of potential and can learn from Goldson.

4th: Tyrann Mathieu, CB LSU
*Chip Kelly knows how to work with people of Mahieus Caliber. Mathieu would of been a top 10 pick without the background problems

5th: Kwame Geathers, NT Georgia
*I know its a lot of Georgia players but they had a lot of good defensive personnel

6th:Braxton Cave, C Notre Dame
*Good Backup Caliber

7th: Brad Wing, P LSU
*Young punter worth a late pick

QB: Foles/Manuel/Edwards
RB: McCoy/Brown/Polk
FB: Havili
WR1: Jackson
WR2: Maclin
WR3: Cooper
TE: Celek
LOT: Peters
LOG: Mathis/Watkins
C: Kelce/Cave
ROG: Herremans/Watkins
ROT: Fluker

4-3:
DE: Graham
DT: Sims
DT: Dorsey
DE: Cox

OLB: Kendricks
MLB: Ryans
OLB: Jones

CB: DRC
S: Rambo
S: Goldson
CB: Smith

3-4:
DE: Cox
NT: Sims/Geathers
DE: Dorsey

OLB: Jones
ILB: Kendricks
ILB: Ryans
RLB: Graham

CB: DRC
S: Rambo
S: Goldson
CB: Smith
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[TRUTH]

Dorsey at LB???

[RainbowCarebear]

A bunch of overpaying... No thanks to this mock.
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[Dr. Philly]

Pretty sure Fluker wouldn't solve our problem at RT, he's a guard.
Like Jones, hope his health comes out clean.
Honey Badger is nowhere near a top 10 pick without the problems.
Dorsey is a 3-4 DE, not a OLB.
Graham is strictly a 3-4 OLB.


Overall don't like it that much Do like Smith and Dashon though.
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[stevec0008]

For a coach to come in, admit we have a weakness in our safeties and actually sign some sort of talent that isn't 'All State' (HighSchool Speaking) and addressing it by signing Goldson... That would be Kelly's big free agent move, and biggest move of the offseason, besides using #4 correctly.

[Kempes]

How can you comprehend giving DRC a new 5-year contract after last season?
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Sig/Ava Gallery - requests accepted (if open).

[birdman0069]

Look at your cuts and signings and say hello to CAP h&ll for the next several years.
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Props to Eagles _808 on the sig.
PE, the new poster child for birth control.

Birdman, slowest to 10K

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