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jfinley88


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its A Sabotage wrote:
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Its A Sabotage wrote:
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Honestly it all depends on the specific locations. I've had good McD's breakfast and bad McD's breakfast. Same with BK.


No matter where I have gotten BK, state, city, etc, always have gotten sick.


This is usually caused by a combo of low testosterone and high levels of estrogen.


Which is funny because yo moms loves my testosterone level if you know what I mean.


What are you referring to? Elaborate Mr. Mod... What kind of activities did you engage in? Teh Sexual Interforce?!?!?!


I mean you can ask her yourself, I'm in her top-5 on myspace now, and #1 on speed-dial.


She said your small and didn't preform at the level of jfin. Take that for what you may.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I guess I had good McDonald's. Poop came out real clean and with not much trouble. One wiper which is always a plus.

People actually have "one wipers." I've never even had the confidence to just wipe once and then just call it quits. But usually for the jfin, it takes a solid 6-8 wipes until I'm good to go. People who wipe once or twice lose respectability. The anus wasn't meant to be cleaned with single swipe of paper.

I will try bk and see how the poops compare.

It'll most definitely come out as diarrhea for you if the McD's was coming out with a solid consistency...

Taste > blood circulation and life expectancy

Obviously. We're not pansy men, so why would their be any variation in this response?


Yes, it is possible. It's rare but I have a skill few other men have. When you wipe and it's clean you just keep wiping? Waste of time.

Nice, haven't had diarrhea in a whole so it'll be a nice change of pace.

W/e


Instead of BME, you shall now be DAM (Dirty Anused Man) in the mind of jfin.


Don't be mad that my bathroom time is cut in half because I have magic poop.

For what it's worth, the one wiper is extremely rare and usually followed by destruction.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jfinley88 wrote:
Its A Sabotage wrote:
jfinley88 wrote:
Its A Sabotage wrote:
jfinley88 wrote:
Its A Sabotage wrote:
jagman777 wrote:
Honestly it all depends on the specific locations. I've had good McD's breakfast and bad McD's breakfast. Same with BK.


No matter where I have gotten BK, state, city, etc, always have gotten sick.


This is usually caused by a combo of low testosterone and high levels of estrogen.


Which is funny because yo moms loves my testosterone level if you know what I mean.


What are you referring to? Elaborate Mr. Mod... What kind of activities did you engage in? Teh Sexual Interforce?!?!?!


I mean you can ask her yourself, I'm in her top-5 on myspace now, and #1 on speed-dial.


She said your small and didn't preform at the level of jfin. Take that for what you may.


The biggest question from all this...how would your mom know the level you preform at Confused
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MJD4MVP5455 wrote:
jfinley88 wrote:
Its A Sabotage wrote:
jfinley88 wrote:
Its A Sabotage wrote:
jfinley88 wrote:
Its A Sabotage wrote:
jagman777 wrote:
Honestly it all depends on the specific locations. I've had good McD's breakfast and bad McD's breakfast. Same with BK.


No matter where I have gotten BK, state, city, etc, always have gotten sick.


This is usually caused by a combo of low testosterone and high levels of estrogen.


Which is funny because yo moms loves my testosterone level if you know what I mean.


What are you referring to? Elaborate Mr. Mod... What kind of activities did you engage in? Teh Sexual Interforce?!?!?!


I mean you can ask her yourself, I'm in her top-5 on myspace now, and #1 on speed-dial.


She said your small and didn't preform at the level of jfin. Take that for what you may.


The biggest question from all this...how would your mom know the level you preform at Confused


What if I told you the lives of jfin and Oedipus weren't that foreign to each other...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's just rename this thread to Poop and Incest
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Let's just rename this thread to Poop and Incest


An Autobiography Of The Jfin
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well this thread went downhill faster than WAYTA did.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing This is awesome
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it too risky trying BK breakfast before training camp tomorrow? Don't wanna have an unfortunate accident in the bleachers.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You guys seriously can't even handle one meal of fast food breakfast?
I must have a strong stomach or something.......I could eat that stuff 3 meals a day and be totally fine (short term, obviously long term it's horrible for me)
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You guys seriously can't even handle one meal of fast food breakfast?
I must have a strong stomach or something.......I could eat that stuff 3 meals a day and be totally fine (short term, obviously long term it's horrible for me)


I poop 9 times a day.

It's really just the morning poop mixed in with crap that makes things get messy.

Or you're a wizard.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Is it too risky trying BK breakfast before training camp tomorrow? Don't wanna have an unfortunate accident in the bleachers.


I'll be there if I'm not too hungover, if I see someone schit their britches, I guess I'll know who it is.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bad meets Evil wrote:
Is it too risky trying BK breakfast before training camp tomorrow? Don't wanna have an unfortunate accident in the bleachers.


I'll be there if I'm not too hungover, if I see someone schit their britches, I guess I'll know who it is.


Ill be very discreet so it'll be tough to point me out. Good luck.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i'll start the ff chant


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Well this thread went downhill faster than WAYTA did.


yea it definitely got crazy in the offseason
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