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jargin


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:51 am    Post subject: big mockin, spendin g's Reply with quote

1. Oakland Raiders- chicken sandwhich
top player in the draft, no doubt worth the 1st overall pick, surprisingly good for breckfast

2. Detroit Lions- tire swing
lotta fun, just a solid, easy pick to see happen, good fit

3/4. Cleveland Browns-jumping jacks
no one uses this things anymore, but back in the day these dominated the game, and gotta respect the past, the present and the future.

3/4. Tampa Bay Bucs- hunter gatherer
very primitive positional player. still has top 10 talent though. not really great with the media cuase the hunter gatherer dont really talk much, not becuase thier shy, they just keep their words to themselves. like marvin harrison on tuesdays.

5. Arizona Cardinals-ice, paper clips, 1000 watt speaker system
a surprise pick here. the ice can be used to keep things cold, the paper clips are very useful but when you forget to use them, you can really regret it, who doesnt love a loud, bangin system.

6. Washington Redskins- koo koo katchoo
self explanitory

7. Minnesota Vikings- gaines adams
defensive tackles are the best in the league, but why have such a strong inside presence, without an outside speed rusher? thers no punchline in this pick analaysis. at all.

8. Houston Texans-james
i dunno which james exactly, but i think they go with james at this pick

9. Miami Dolphins-portable trash recepticle
also known as the trash can, the dolphins have a good defence and with cam cameron at the helm, no doubt theyll pick up an offensive upgrade

10. Atlanta Falcons-jumbalaya
jumbalaya actually has a strong connection with the atl, when i went there to see ludacris i had maybe the best bowl of jumbalaya ever created by human hands.

11. San Francisco 49ers- smith
the guy from the matrix who can become anyone he want will be very useful cuase when he sees a defender is out of position, he can switch to em real fast, and exploit the blown coverage in the defence. much like joseph addai

12. Buffalo Bills- charles barkley
not for playing purposes, but becuase the bills need a gambler, and charles barkley likes to gamble

13. St. Louis Rams- the bright watch
i dont got the bright watch, i got the right watch. i dont buy out the bar, i bought the night spot. looks like the rams got the bright watch

14. Carolina Panthers- playdo
moldable, flexible, eatible, sexy, colorful, unpredictable, beautiful. which leads me to the next pick

15. Pittsburgh Steelers- Eva Longhoria
i dont know why, but she just manages to sneak her way into all of my drafts. just as good as playdo, but has an added bonus in she can cook tacos and burritos on saturdays

16. Green Bay Packers-luke skywalker
not really the badboy type, but gets the job done and can really add stability to this franchise once favre hangs up the cleats

17. Jacksonville Jaguars-them big rims, rolllin on dubs in Jaycity
throw some d's on that b****, i never slip i never fall, alota girls gimme dey numbas but i never call.

18. Cincinnati Bengals- breathilizer
lol, you know what its for, i dont need to explain anything

19. Tennessee Titans- dradle dradle dradle
dradle dradle dradle
i made it out of clay
and when its dry and ready
with dradle i shall play

20. New York Giants-zig zags
colt 45 an two zig zags, baby das all we need. never really a fan of that song. but tell me how many of you guys have actually had colt 45

21. Denver Broncos- hustler
this mock seems to be a tad but more adult than my usual drafts. to all the moderator peoplles out there. you know i love you. i just like to make these cuase i get a little laugh outta people and make them have a better day. dont lock up my mocks! theyre superb works of art. like fingerpaint.

22. Dallas Cowboys-the entire, G Unit
short for gorilla unit, g unit mixed with T.O and jerry jones sounds like im staying at home tonight becuase i want to stay alive.

23. Kansas City Chiefs-a map
of kansas city

24. New England Patriots (from Seattle)- romantic candle lit dinner for two
tom brady has recently become a big tyme swinger in the nfl. pickin up chicks like giselle budchen, makin them come out to his games in the minues 200 weather of new england to watch him only play okay for the first 3 and half quarters of the game, then in the 4th quarter when his team just needs a feild goal, march down the field like a bunch a germans, and let whoever is kickin kick a kick.

25. New York Jets- howard dean

26. Philadelphia Eagles- gargantuan green gargoyles
scary and illiteration. dont mess with this guy

27. New Orleans Saints- proactive solution
i dont think amazing season they had this year will last, they need to moisturize and prevent so that they dont have another 2 win season

28. New England Patriots-qwerty
altough qwerty's are inanimate objects, how could the patriots pass on the value here

29. Baltimore Ravens- gin an juice
the best defence in the league, with hard liqor. i dont even wanna image the next morning.......

30. San Diego Chargers- brandon meriweather
terrence kiel is trash

31. Chicago Bears- laser shooting visor for brian urlcher
image brian urlacher not even having to hit people, he could just zap them then tackle their remains. just simply petrifying

32. Indianapolis Colts-chocolates
they just won the superbowl, someone get these guys some chocolate please.

for all the moderator people read denvers pick becuase i really do have respect for you guys, please dont lock my stuff, its jus fo fun baby!!!!!!

keep it trills errybody.
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titansFAN43


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

so many people have soo much time to waiste on mocks that are supposed to be funny(guess u didnt catch that part)
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well im sorry you didnt like it mr poopy pants
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

u should be its all about what i want(me me me)
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

my god how many mocks do you post
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

why no comic strip on the vikes
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jargin


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

not THAT many

just enough to get me by.....
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what ever it takes i guess
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I kind of like the wording that you use there, entertaining yet not really funny. Are you English by any chance?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Bengals aren't the only ones breaking the law people. Look at Rhodes, PacMan, Tank johnson...i hate everyone picking on us.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry, but there's no football value here. And the ensuing comments are useless banter. Don't mean to ruin your fun, but these sort of threads are pointless.
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