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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:53 am    Post subject: Jim Tomsula Shipwrecks the San Fran 49ers [Madden Franchise] Reply with quote



The San Francisco 49ers, led by newly anointed Head Coach Jim Tomsula, looked horrendous in the 2015 NFL preseason, losing all four games. The offense looked like it had no idea what it was doing. Colin Kaepernick was audibling almost every play and the receivers consistently ran the wrong routes. On defense, the plan was confused and essentially the scheme was just "see him and make the tackle". The 49ers appeared to be playing backyard football against teams looking so systematic they might as well be following a script.

Before the first week of the 2015-2016 NFL Regular Season, the press interviewed Head Coach Jim Tomsula.

Reporter: "Coach Tomsula, a few people were concerned with the 49ers during the preseason. Can you explain your lack of success in the preseason for us?"
Tomsula: "Well, I would say I would keep a hands off approach. They know what they're doing. This isn't their first day."
Reporter: "You would say you have a hands off approach?"
Tomsula: "I wouldn't say that. I didn't say that."
Reporter: "But coach, you just said you'd say th..."
Tomsula: "Listen, I don't appreciate you and your cronies hounding me like this."
Reporter: "Coach, I don't understand. That was not our inten.."
Tomsula: "Well maybe you better start asking better questions. That's what I'd say."
Reporter: "That's what you'd say?"
Tomsula: "Now don't be putting words in my mouth. I wouldn't say that."
Reporter: "Okay. What changes will the 49ers be making to...right this ship?"
Tomsula: "What makes you think I'd give information like that to you? Then you'd turn it over to my enemies."
Reporter: "Not at all, Coach. We're just having a simple interview."
Tomsula: "*grunts*"
Reporter: "Coach?"
Tomsula: "I don't appreciate it."
Reporter: "Do you think the 49ers have a shot at the playoffs this year?"
Tomsula: "Well I wouldn't say that."
Reporter: "And why is that??"
Tomsula: "Now you're puttin' words in my mouth."
Reporter: "I'm just trying to have an interview here, coach."
Tomsula: "*grunts*"
-Long, awkward pause-
Tomsula: "I don't appreciate it."

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have way to much time on your hands.
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holt_bruce81 wrote:
You have way to much time on your hands.


Took <10 minutes to write that but yes, yes I do
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They should draft Tank Bawse to replace Gore.
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http://thebiglead.com/2015/01/16/jim-tomsula-needs-to-work-on-his-interview-game/

Ftr, this interview^^ is the basis for this franchise. Watch and you'll understand
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They should draft Tank Bawse to replace Gore.


That's actually an interesting idea but I think I'll have them be separate entities for a while
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This is great.
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MKnight82 wrote:
They should draft Tank Bawse to replace Gore.


That's actually an interesting idea but I think I'll have them be separate entities for a while
It better be big daddy Tank Bawse and not the skinny one.
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MKnight82 wrote:
TytybearsFan21 wrote:
MKnight82 wrote:
They should draft Tank Bawse to replace Gore.


That's actually an interesting idea but I think I'll have them be separate entities for a while
It better be big daddy Tank Bawse and not the skinny one.


Laughing skinny tank was a mistake and will never happen again
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Free Agency:
QB Michael Vick (1 year $1.5m)
Tomsula (on the signing): "I, uh. Yeah, yeah. Uh, Michael Vick is a fast guy, can do a lot for us. What?"
RB Chris Johnson (1 year $2m)
Tomsula (on the signing): "Chris Johnson, uh. He is faster than uh. I don't know what I'm sayin'."
WR Brandon Lloyd (1 year $1m)
Tomsula (on the signing): Tomsula was sweating too profusely from all the cameras flashing and people in the room to give a statement.

2015 NFL Draft
Round 1: CB Rafael Moore (81 ovr)
Tomsula: "Sorry I'm late. Did we get our pick in on time?"
Rounds 2-4 were traded away for picks next year because Tomsula felt it was too much pressure having to draft players this high.
Round 5: LOLB Deshun Coley (60 ovr)
Tomsula: "My coordinator made this pick. I have a lot of uh..trust.. in my coaches. Uh."
Round 6: RB Ricardo Mauro (66 ovr)
Tomsula: "Mauro is the kinda guy who.." Tomsula stopped there and sweated profusely onto the desk and the media took it this was his way of saying he was done talking.

Depth Chart (overall)
Key: color is red for rookies, color blue for free agents
Quarterback:

-Colin Kaepernick (84)
-Ryan Mallett (72)
-Mike Vick (69)
-Tyler Wilson (68)
Halfback:
-Carlos Hyde (81)
-Alex Green (72)
-Chris Johnson (69)
-Ricardo Mauro (66)
Fullback:
-Bruce Miller (96)
Wide Receiver:
-Anquan Boldin (86)
-Stevie Johnson (82)
-Mike Williams (75)
-Charles Johnson (73)
-Brandon Lloyd (71)
-Quinton Patton (69)
Tight End:
-Vernon Davis (90)
-Vance McDonald (78)
-Derek Carrier (77)
Left Tackle:
-Joe Staley (95)
-Garry Williams (74)
Left Guard:
-Mike Iupati (91)
-Brandon Thomas (70)
Center:
-Daniel Kilgore (79)
-Marcus Martin (71)
Right Guard:
-Alex Boone (82)
-Joe Looney (65)
Right Tackle:
-Anthony Davis (85)
-Jonathan Martin (68)

Left Defensive End:
-Red Bryant (79)
-Kaleb Ramsey (66)
Right Defensive End:
-Tank Carradine (80)
-Brian Arnfelt (73)
Defensive Tackle:
-Ian Williams (74)
-Tony McDaniel (74)
-Quinton Dial (70)
Left Outside Linebacker:
-Aaron Lynch (77)
-Deshun Coley (60)
Middle Linebacker:
-Navorro Bowman (97)
-Patrick Willis (96)
-Chris Borland (86)
Right Outside Linebacker:
-Aldon Smith (99)
-Corey Lemonier (77)
Cornerback:
-Chris Culliver (85)
-Tramaine Brock (82)
-Rafael Moore (81)
-Terrell Thomas (75)
-Dontae Johnson (72)
Free Safety:
-Eric Reid (89)
-Jimmie Ward (69)
Strong Safety:
-Antoine Bethea (83)
-Shiloh Keo (81)

Kicker:
-Billy Cundiff (77)
Punter:
-Andy Lee (88)

2016 draft picks:
1
2
2
3
3
4
4
5
6
7
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San Francisco 49ers (0-0) 6
Seattle Seahawks (0-0) 48



Nothing to see here, just a fair catch on the opening kickoff


Jim Tomsula pretends to formulate a game plan on the sideline for the cameraman while everyone else on the sideline watches the actual game


This close to the end zone, you probably should have tried passing, seahawks


Dat fiel goal


Jim Tomsula can't even right now


Quarter by Quarter:
First Quarter:

Tomsula decided to come into the game as carefully as possible, instructing his kick returner to just call a fair catch on the opening kickoff. He also refused to run the ball, as he felt it was a useless part of the game. So he passed and passed and Kaepernick threw an interception for a touchdown. The next drive, Tomsula kept to the no running thing and Kaep threw another pick. The next play, Marshawn Lynch ran the ball 45 yards for the touchdown. Kaep threw another pick the next drive but the clutch 9ers held them to a field goal.
Second Quarter
The Seahawks scored again despite a big sack by Aaron Lynch. With over a minute left and all his timeouts, Tomsula just had the 49ers kneel down to not take unnecessary risks.
Third Quarter
Down 24-0, Tomsula had to make an adjustment and take accountability for the deficit. But instead he said it was all Kaepernicks fault and then he put in Michael Vick. The seahawks were destroying the 49ers down the field again until Zach Miller fumbled. Mike Vick drove down the field mostly with runs but he ended up throwing a touchdown to Vernon Davis. The seahawks scored and then the 9ers kicked the most pathetic field goal miss of all time.
Fourth Quarter
The 49ers really dropped the ball here and didn't score at all. The Seahawks scored two more touchdowns and a field goal and they won 48-6.


Game Stats
Passing:

Colin Kaepernick 47.0 QBR 12-18 125 yards 66% 0 touchdowns 3 interceptions
Michael Vick 57.3 QBR 10-19 72 yards 52% 1 touchdown 1 interception

Rushing:
Carlos Hyde 5 carries 9 yards 1.8 ypc 0 touchdowns
Michael Vick 5 carries 28 yards 5.6 ypc 0 touchdowns

Receiving:
Anquan Boldin 5 catches 69 yds 13.8 ypc
Mike Williams 5 catches 47 yds 9.4 ypc
Carlos Hyde 4 catches -3 yds -.7 ypc
Vernon Davis 3 catches 20 yds 6.6 ypc 1 touchdown

Defense leaders:
Aaron Lynch 7 tackles 1 sack
Aldon Smith 1 tackle 1 sack
Terrell Thomas 1 interception

Special Teams:
Billy Cundiff 0-1 FG
Andy Lee 3 punts
Rafael Moore 5 Kick Returns 110 yds 22.0 ypr

Most embarrassing stat for the game: Marshawn Lynch 20 carries 185 yards 9.2 ypc and 2 touchdowns.

Post game press conference, y'all mofos favorite part:
Reporter: "Coach, can you explain today's loss for us?"
Tomsula: "I, uh, trust my guys. Uh." Then he mumbled under his breath "It was all Colin's fault." But he didn't realize he was mumbling directly into a microphone.
Reporter: "Kaepernick's fault?"
Tomsula: "Uh, yea. Yea, yea."
Reporter: "Its early in the season to be pointing fingers, coach."
Tomsula: "You're putting words in my mouth. I have all the faith in the world in my team and all the players. I have the utmost, uh, uh, respect..." But then he followup mumbled "except Colin" but it was somewhat muffled.

The interview went on for an while, uncomfortable the whole way through. Shortly after the game, Jim Tomsula put Colin Kaepernick on the trade block.
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Jim Tomsula can't even right now


Probably my favorite picture ever
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