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Mikek163
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| HiccupGuy wrote: | Alright guys, since I can laugh about this now and you all can use a good laugh.
Okay, I was at work today. Went up to the front desk at work to put up something. Was right behind my boss. When all of a sudden I felt a sharp pain on my groin. I sorta fell back and saw a wasp fly away. I doubled over. Then I told my boss I just got stung on my male part (didn't call it that but yeah). My boss then said what. So I said it again. Not knowing he was talking to a customer. He told me to shut up. Then he was like what. How did I get stung. Showed him the wasp that was still near by. He started laughing and told me to go sit down. Well after a half hour later he sent me to the hospital. Now it is swollen pretty badly.
So I have to ask have you known anyone else that has gotten stung on their man junk? |
This CANNOT be serious.
That is all.
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HiccupGuy
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| Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Mikek163 wrote: | | HiccupGuy wrote: | Alright guys, since I can laugh about this now and you all can use a good laugh.
Okay, I was at work today. Went up to the front desk at work to put up something. Was right behind my boss. When all of a sudden I felt a sharp pain on my groin. I sorta fell back and saw a wasp fly away. I doubled over. Then I told my boss I just got stung on my male part (didn't call it that but yeah). My boss then said what. So I said it again. Not knowing he was talking to a customer. He told me to shut up. Then he was like what. How did I get stung. Showed him the wasp that was still near by. He started laughing and told me to go sit down. Well after a half hour later he sent me to the hospital. Now it is swollen pretty badly.
So I have to ask have you known anyone else that has gotten stung on their man junk? |
This CANNOT be serious.
That is all. |
Nope, it is true. |
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Desmond
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:12 am Post subject: |
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| HiccupGuy wrote: | Alright guys, since I can laugh about this now and you all can use a good laugh.
Okay, I was at work today. Went up to the front desk at work to put up something. Was right behind my boss. When all of a sudden I felt a sharp pain on my groin. I sorta fell back and saw a wasp fly away. I doubled over. Then I told my boss I just got stung on my male part (didn't call it that but yeah). My boss then said what. So I said it again. Not knowing he was talking to a customer. He told me to shut up. Then he was like what. How did I get stung. Showed him the wasp that was still near by. He started laughing and told me to go sit down. Well after a half hour later he sent me to the hospital. Now it is swollen pretty badly.
So I have to ask have you known anyone else that has gotten stung on their man junk? |
I used to know guys that would take a tap to the groin and double over, regardless of how painful it was. Always made me laugh because I have gonads of steel.
Though getting stung down there might be unpleasant. Did it leave a mark? (Please, no pictures. I've already had to see Mike's junk, and don't wanna see any other FFer's junk, or any other's junk for that matter.)
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nicfre2011
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Heat index today here in SC is 115 degrees. Zero breeze. I start sweating just looking out the window! |
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ryknowssd
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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| nicfre2011 wrote: | | Heat index today here in SC is 115 degrees. Zero breeze. I start sweating just looking out the window! |
Hell called. They want their weather back.
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nicfre2011
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:39 pm Post subject: |
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| ryknowssd wrote: | | nicfre2011 wrote: | | Heat index today here in SC is 115 degrees. Zero breeze. I start sweating just looking out the window! |
Hell called. They want their weather back. |
I am ready to send it back! LOL
Just the other night I was on the back deck with a Long Island Ice Tea commenting to my wife how nice the weather was lately. Then BOOM!! |
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ryknowssd
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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| nicfre2011 wrote: | | ryknowssd wrote: | | nicfre2011 wrote: | | Heat index today here in SC is 115 degrees. Zero breeze. I start sweating just looking out the window! |
Hell called. They want their weather back. |
I am ready to send it back! LOL
Just the other night I was on the back deck with a Long Island Ice Tea commenting to my wife how nice the weather was lately. Then BOOM!! |
Wait...so it's YOUR FAULT?!?!?! You just had to jinx it, didn't you? And I used to like you. Pssh.
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nicfre2011
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:08 pm Post subject: |
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| ryknowssd wrote: | | nicfre2011 wrote: | | ryknowssd wrote: | | nicfre2011 wrote: | | Heat index today here in SC is 115 degrees. Zero breeze. I start sweating just looking out the window! |
Hell called. They want their weather back. |
I am ready to send it back! LOL
Just the other night I was on the back deck with a Long Island Ice Tea commenting to my wife how nice the weather was lately. Then BOOM!! |
Wait...so it's YOUR FAULT?!?!?! You just had to jinx it, didn't you? And I used to like you. Pssh. |
It must have been the LIIT! They have a way of causing alot of trouble...word is a good LIIT even contributes to global warming! |
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Mikek163
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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Nic you're married? I always thought you liked men.
Hm.
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nicfre2011
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Mikek163 wrote: | Nic you're married? I always thought you liked men.
Hm. |
LOL Sorry to disappoint you Mike. FYI, your flirting was making me a little uncomfortable.
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Mikek163
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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| nicfre2011 wrote: | | Mikek163 wrote: | Nic you're married? I always thought you liked men.
Hm. |
LOL Sorry to disappoint you Mike. FYI, your flirting was making me a little uncomfortable.
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I thought we had an agreement that you wouldn't discuss our PMs....
Bigs or RVM, please ban Nic for breach of confidentiality.
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nicfre2011
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Mikek163 wrote: | | nicfre2011 wrote: | | Mikek163 wrote: | Nic you're married? I always thought you liked men.
Hm. |
LOL Sorry to disappoint you Mike. FYI, your flirting was making me a little uncomfortable.
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I thought we had an agreement that you wouldn't discuss our PMs....
Bigs or RVM, please ban Nic for breach of confidentiality. |
Well, since bigs is probably bowing down to the porcelain god right now and RVM has been pretty much a ghost lately, I would say I am safe!
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Chiefer
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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I wonder if any of you could make this into a sig for me.
I tried and failed, but its pure awesomeness.
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chief_fan822003
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^heres best i could do
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Rearviewmirror
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| Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 4:37 am Post subject: |
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| nicfre2011 wrote: | | Mikek163 wrote: | | nicfre2011 wrote: | | Mikek163 wrote: | Nic you're married? I always thought you liked men.
Hm. |
LOL Sorry to disappoint you Mike. FYI, your flirting was making me a little uncomfortable.
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I thought we had an agreement that you wouldn't discuss our PMs....
Bigs or RVM, please ban Nic for breach of confidentiality. |
Well, since bigs is probably bowing down to the porcelain god right now and RVM has been pretty much a ghost lately, I would say I am safe!
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