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The LBC
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 Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:59 pm Post subject: The Dirt Sheet: Back like SOS' "Rash!"- Update p.3 |
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Welcome to The Dirt Sheet!
... where whatever you've done is never good enough.
... where whatever you're planning is obviously going to blow up in your faces.
... where... we pretty much just get loaded and rag on you!
You want actual news with actual facts? There's a nice little thread in the forum run by a nice, young gentleman who looks like that nice actor who moved in with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air. Here at TDS we can't be bothered with things like fact-checking or even really unearthing legitimate sources.
We have our sources - they're hiding out in the shrubs outside your offices, stashed away in the vents of your ventilation system, shrunk down using technology only found in Disney movies so that they can cling to the fibers of that towel you're wearing in the sauna...
And when our sources fail - along with summarily executing them in true horror movie fashion - we just make stuff up!
Why?
BECAUSE... WE... CAN!
Please don't insult us by thinking that we're some sort of reputable news publication. Balls to that! We're "News"!
Think of us as a cross between...
and...
and this guy...
We don't have to tell you to enjoy reading our stuff... we know you will![/rant]
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scar988
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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because of this, the only media liasons I will work with are ET80 and Vike Daddy... no offense to anyone else. trust thing.
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The LBC
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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| scar988 wrote: | | because of this, the only media liasons I will work with are ET80 and Vike Daddy... no offense to anyone else. trust thing. |
You think you can trust Vike Daddy?
Excellent!
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| The Cryptkeeper wrote: | | He's Long, he's strong, and down to get the hittin' on. Russell got whacked. |
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MaddHatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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Can't wait
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paul-mac
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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This has nowt on operation ffmd
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titans0021
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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| paul-mac wrote: | | This has nowt on operation ffmd |
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Estonianzulu
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| Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:50 pm Post subject: Re: The Dirt Sheet: About as "News" as VD is Young |
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Well that would explain the lack of credibility.
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Its A Sabotage
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chris00cm
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| Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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Tough crowd 
I will certainly follow this The LBC. Don't worry!
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JammerHammer21
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ET is a part of this. Hmmm.... 
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RainbowCarebear
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| Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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Real reporters are not afraid of "Truths" and "Facts". Real Reporters just send stuff out in cyberspace and hope they come true.
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Ace5
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| Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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I myself look forward to a prodigious blend of innuendo and truth to create "fact."
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Dr. Philly
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When's the first issue coming out.
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Texas_OutLaw7
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| Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Dr. Philly wrote: | | When's the first issue coming out. |
I agree with the above comment!
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vike daddy
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| Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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someone probably should have told me about this thread. or at least my home health care provider.
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