The Awkward thread

SteelKing728 · Joined: 23 Aug 2008 Posts: 10870 Location: Pittsburgh

The awkward moments happen to all of us. I love awkward moments, so lets discuss of them.

Most notable every day life:

1) Holding the door for someone, only for them to use the other door
2) Human traffic. Its just like driving. There is one lane you are supposed to be in. If you walk into the other lane, you're going to either hit someone, or get back into the other lane.
3) Answering questions. So many times when I ask someone a question about a subject in class, I get the response "I think it is...". I actually hate that. I don't care what you think. I want to know the answer.

Tell me something, whether its everyday life, or just any awkward story.
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SteelKing728 · Joined: 23 Aug 2008 Posts: 10870 Location: Pittsburgh

and by the way, Its going to be really awkward for me if no one else responds to this thread.

Laughing

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BornToFly · Joined: 08 Jan 2006 Posts: 9908 Location: SE Wisconsin

Oh.....so so..... so many.
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ravens_rool28 · Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 11:30 pm Post subject:

I have a very dry/different sense of humor and I'm sorta awkward in social settings, so I've had my fair share of awkward moments. I've come to find that most people don't get my sarcasm.
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RandyMossIsBoss · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 12:20 am Post subject:

Agreed, human trafficking can be very awkward.
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hornbybrown · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 12:58 am Post subject:

Long long time ago. I had been building up the courage to ask this girl from work out.

I finally had the courage. I walked into her office and asked her didn't even say hello just asked her out. It's right after I finish speaking that I notice it's a different girl. Shocked

The girl I wanted to ask was on Holiday that week and a Temp was doing her job. So that was her introduction to horny. Embarassed

I don't know what the answer was because I turned and ran Embarassed

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RuskieTitan · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:02 am Post subject:

I'm very intrigued by this thread, and interested in seeing how someone experiences an "awkward" moment. Must be very exciting, no? I may try to intentionally do it once, just to know what it feels like.
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ServantofYHWH · Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Posts: 8037 Location: Clutch City

Me and a friend were mimicking how pregnant women waddle when they walk and hold their bellies.

As I'm showing my friend how its done a pregnant chick passes me by....
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rAmFan39 · Joined: 08 Apr 2012 Posts: 384

Had a buddy of mine who went to UT our Freshman year in college and had a class with Colt McCoy who was at the time a senior. He was a real good football player in HS and loved talking about Friday night football (HS FB in Texas). He would always tell me how he was going to get the courage to talk to Colt one day. So he finally while walking out of class one day he yells across the room hey Colt good luck today!! Colt just looked at him like really idiot its Friday. Very Happy

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opeth0500 · Joined: 18 Mar 2008 Posts: 982 Location: So Cal

I was at work and it was me, my lead and another girl named Terry. Well Terry has a lazy eye. We were talking about movies and I forget what movie I was trying to describe but it had Forrest Whitaker in it and they were like "who's Forrest Whitaker?" so I said, "You know, the dude with the c0ck eye." We'll it got quiet after that and my lead gave me a look like "I can't believe you just said that" lol. I went right back to work like nothing happened.
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champ+jay+al=SB · Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:54 am Post subject:

I have a pretty funny one, I love this story.

I was "dating" (lol) a girl in 8th grade. And it had been like 8 months or something at this point and we like did not talk at all. I was way too shy...like I developed my walking to class tendencies around avoiding her.

Anyways I was playing Madden one day when she called. Madden is obvi super important so I put the phone on my chest and didn't pay attention. I was just saying like "yeah" "for sure" blah blah...

Anyways the convo ended and I had no idea what had happened. I finished playing Madden and just decided I had to dump her. Couldn't do it any longer.

So I went up to my room and gathered up the courage for like ten minutes and called her up. Told her I wanted to break up.

"champ+jay+al=SB, I just broke up with you..........."

So that was awkward haha. I'm just glad I didn't go to school on Monday thinking we were still dating.

Middle school....classic
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